Not that I personally am dumb enough to attend University of Phoenix.
Yes, I've done other stupider things like buying a
Fleetwood Home that I can't simply withdraw from. However, I've seen others experience the splinters-under-fingernails that is
the University of Phoenix, and rather than
blabber on all day, I'll simply say "Don't do it, dude!" Essentially, the University of Phoenix is a money-making machine attached to
a university. This is sort of like GM, which is (was?) essentially a pension fund that happens to make cars. Yes, University of Phoenix
is the gate-keeper to a college degree; however, they are not St. Peter. There are other gate keepers — like all these places
that promise a master's degree for only $19.95 plus shipping.
Other things to do besides attend University of Phoenix:
- Poke a pencil into your eye.
- Wear a turd mustache (otherwise known as a "Hitler").
- Get cancer.
- Punch yourself in the face.
- Go to the zoo and jump into the lion pen.
or
- Get laid.
- Eat pizza.
- Get laid.
- Eat pizza.
- Get laid.
- Eat pizza.
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