Page 7: Fleetwood Manufactured Home Dweller: White Trash Be White Trash (or Asian Trash, or Black trash, or whatever): Buy a Fleetwood Manufactured Home Yes, I'm white trash. How do I know this? I live in a Fleetwood Manufactured Home AND I own several mangy mutts. If I wasn't white trash, I'd live in a stick-built house and if I owned a dog, it would probably be a purebred cocker spaniel or some other little poofster. But no. I have "other" types of dogs, the type the news channels like to show in front of a house to imply it's inhabited by pimps, meth-heads, and welfare squatters. My name is: Fleetwood Manufactured Home Quality is really bad. I was up on this roof, and boy was I scared. I had to crawl around on my belly to distribute my weight and hope that I didn't fall through.   My name is: Don't buy a Fleetwood home. Even the toilet water tastes bad in Fleetwood homes.   My name is: Fleetwood Manufactured Homes are for White Trash losers. Not that the boss is white trash. But this Fleetwood Home sure treats him like he is. What a waste of time rebuilding the whole stupid thing. My name is: Fleetwood Manufactured Homes really stink. In fact, Fleetwood homes quality stinks worse than a dog's butt. (And I know what I'm talking about.)   My name is: The boss spent the whole summer repairing his stupid Fleetwood Home. That means he spent almost no time playing with me. I wish he'd never bought this stupid Fleetwood Home.   My name is: Fleetwood Home trusses are made from 1x2's. Now that I think about it, I could snap a 1x2 quicker than I could bite through a 1/2 inch vinyl hose. Don't buy a Fleetwood Manufactured home.